memorycycle:

so what youre gonna wanna do is crush the garlic and ginger instead of just slicing it ok, it releases more of those good flavors. yoshi is going to eat me and turn me into an egg now, i love you. remember everything i taught you

(via faggothawkeyepierce)

cabinet-of-ecologies:

ruka-desuu:

romanceyourdemons:

“if he be mr. hyde, i shall be mr. seek” is such a funny line i can’t believe robert louis stevenson actually wrote that in the actual original dr. jekyll and mr. hyde in the actual year of 1885

me: there is no way this is true *pirates a pdf real quick to check it out* WHAT?!

(via faggothawkeyepierce)

florshedworf:

fleshdyke:

i asked my dad to make me a hot chocolate and he’s literally sawing something in the kitchen rn

(via faggothawkeyepierce)

umbralundertaker:

eldritchkeeper:

umbralundertaker:

umbralundertaker:

umbralundertaker:

I hate how tumblr memes are so localized to this site i cant fucking find anything

Where is the yellow ball

Its a picture of an emoji (with its eyebrow up i think) and it says Does it cohere though? And the next image is an emoji holding a thumbs up and its says It coheres

i think i found the images

I THINK THESE WERE IT thank you

(via faggothawkeyepierce)

lookoflove:

stuck in a time loop where every day i wake up and it’s tomorrow

(via faggothawkeyepierce)

charlottan:

using the wrong password and still being asked if i want to save it is like the most insulting thing. little wrong password baby do you wanna save your goddamn wrong password for all of eternity. you stupid idiot

(via dukeofdelirium)

janemorris:

janemorris:

janemorris:

mannnnn until we all get okay with the idea of people needing other people to get them water/food/etc like. idk we’re just never gonna make it

yes you have autistic in your bio but are you rude to people who need carers and assistance with basic tasks? do you call me lazy for a text post where i ask my father to bring me water? yes you have adhd and post constantly about executive dysfunction but if a schizophrenic person who needs but doesn’t have have a carer hasn’t showered or worn clean clothes in months exists, how are you going to react to that?

yeah yeah you’re all for disability rights but if someone is campaigning for adult changing tables in disabled stall bathrooms because they have incontinence and have to wear a diaper are you going to think they’re weird? if a person has a visible colostomy bag are you going to think it’s gross? what about feeding tubes? how does your opinion on these issues change if the person in question is fat, or homeless, or a person of color?

(via bobdylanhater1965)

ianthoni:

Ian😭😭😭 that’s literally my answer every time someone asks “how are you? How’s your day?” Dude idk don’t ask me.

(via classicsmosh)

recomvery:

Listen to me. You can wear a croptop even if you’re fat. You can wear a bikini. A short skirt. A dress with an open back. Biker shorts. You can wear whatever you want.

(via thesituationroom)

alonetogether:

thinking of that question mark shape found in space x so much (for) stardust

(via meat-wentz)

bucksboobs:

cir-c:

bucksboobs:

Yes we need more chaste twee baby gay romances like heartstopper and yes we also need more shows where men fuck raw to express their love for one another like Élite and yes we need more toxic gays having hate sex like Interview with the Vampire and yes we need more incidental gay characters like the dads in cartoons like Owl House.

It’s not a competition! It’s a hoard and I’m like a gay little Smaug.

the normalization of porn in mainstream media is a weird take to have

Normalization of gay desire and yes, even gay sex, is paramount to gay liberation actually.

(via hoziergender)

pomegranate:

baby.

(via hawkeyebj)

angelsaxis:

angelsaxis:

angelsaxis:

Lola is a Nigerian transfemme who needs help to get a new apartment. She’s constantly at risk of homelessness due to Nigeria’s transphobia and homophobia, and her current job does not pay her a lot.

Things are falling apart in Nigeria, and Lola’s situation is not much better. Where she lives is unsafe and unstable, but housing in Nigeria is expensive.

In order for her to get a new apartment, she’s going to need $500 USD for first month’s rent, plus fees on top of that.

0/550 USD

PP: PayPal.me/angelsaxis

31.85/550 USD

Letting y'all know Lola needs her own apartment for her survival

(via burymeinblackmp3)

prettyaveragewhiteshark:

ryebreadgf:

not going to lie guys i don’t think being employed is for me

devastated to report that being unemployed is also terrible

(via hawkeyebj)